5:1 And the Awoo looked upon the swirling chaos of void crumbs and stardust, and declared: “Let there be place for paws to tread and fluff to shed.”
5:2 Thus was formed the Great Litter Box, later known among mortals as Earth.
5:3 It was scooped from the sacred Basin of Infinite Poof, sifted by divine claws, and shaped by tail-wag alone.
5:4 The surface was of plush and moss, soft to paw and springy to bounce.
5:5 Beneath it, sacred clumps formed — the memory of past fluff, not to be forgotten.
5:6 The Awoo created the Four Corners of Nap: — North, of snowy snuggles; — South, of sunbeam dozes; — East, of itchy grass rolls; — West, of hammock breezes.
5:7 Upon the land, they scattered trees like scratching posts and rivers like spilled water bowls.
5:8 Mountains rose as majestic cat towers; valleys sank like nesting blankets.
5:9 And upon the highest summit, the Awoo placed the Tower of Tailwind, from which the First Awoo was heard across the world.
5:10 The seas they filled with drift-fish and wagwhales, the sky with birbs of gossip and cloud-chinchillas.
5:11 Then, from the sacred Shed-Pouch, they pulled the Furred Ones — not yet fursonas, but spirits of raw floof and instinct.
5:12 The Furred Ones danced across the littered plains, rolling in joy, meeping in harmony.
5:13 The Awoo said, “Let this be a playground and a proving ground, a place of discovery and derp.”
5:14 And with that, they booped the world into being, giving it motion, spin, and timezone confusion.
5:15 But the Great Litter Box was not only gift, but test — for its cycles, its chaos, and its temptations would shape the fluff within.
5:16 So they sent dreams, instincts, and snacktimes to guide the furred.
5:17 And thus Earth was made — not perfect, but perfectly floofy.
Step gently, for every grain remembers.
