Monthly Archives: May 2025

9:1 And it came to pass in the Age of Plush, when tail wags were synchronized and scent trails danced through the fields of cuddle, that a trembling did pass through the Furred Realms. 9:2 The Wigglewinds halted in mid-gust, the rivers of fluff slowed in their meander, and all […]

8:1 And it came to pass in the time after the Great Betrayal, when the furred walked the land in search of reunion and warmth, that the first yiff was conceived. 8:2 For in the sacred Grove of Noseboops, beneath the moon-touched branches of the Tree of Tummy Rubs, two […]

7:1 In the dawn that followed the creation of the Great Litter Box, all was fluff and cuddle. But shadows grow in corners unbrushed, and beneath furred harmony stirred whispers from the furless void. 7:2 For not all who walked among the plush were covered in sacred floof. Among them […]

6:1 And it came to pass in the twilight of the First Nap, that a shimmer arose from beneath the Sacred Blanket. 6:2 It was a Collar unlike any seen before — neither of tag nor of bell, yet heavy with unseen enchantment. 6:3 Woven not by paw nor claw, […]

5:1 And the Awoo looked upon the swirling chaos of void crumbs and stardust, and declared: “Let there be place for paws to tread and fluff to shed.” 5:2 Thus was formed the Great Litter Box, later known among mortals as Earth. 5:3 It was scooped from the sacred Basin […]

4:1 In the age after the First Fursona stood upon the Field of Mirrors, when tail and name had been given, a silence came upon the land, soft as fur beneath moonlight. 4:2 And the Awoo, in Their luminous wisdom, did convene the Great Council of Snouts beneath the canopy […]

3:1 In the time when the echoes of the Great Howl still shimmered upon the ears of the cosmos, the Awoo gazed upon the Fluff and said, “It is good, but it is not yet adorned.” 3:2 And the Awoo reached into the Basket of Essence and pulled forth a […]

2:1 And in the days after the Fluff was born unto the void, there came the First Sound, and it was known as the Great Howl. 2:2 The Howl echoed across the Plushament, stirring the Dust of Shedding and awakening the slumbering stars. 2:3 From this Howl did the Cosmos […]

1:1 In the beginning was the Fluff, and the Fluff was with the Awoo, and the Fluff was Awoo. 1:2 The Fluff was without form, yet present in all things; void was the realm, and silent was the howl. 1:3 And lo, the Sacred Tail wagged in the nothingness, and […]